F.O.L

I have invented, well actually "modified" a pre-existing acronym known as FML. For all those people with lives and are unaware of this jargin, it means Fuck My Life.

I have cleverly changed this to read the plural.

Fuck Our Lives.

It could only have taken a genius to work it out, but yes.

Here is my story...

I arrive home from school, as you do, and find my phone going bezzerk on my bench. Curiously, i checked my phone to find the following message...

So i'm having an awesome day.

Exams are finished and i can sorta relax.

I giddily get into the drivers seat of my car,

and there's a fucking parking fine on the window.

Fml.

How is his fair? REALLY. She was ONLY parked there for eight hours! give her a breakkkkkk!

Anyways, so i chose the picture above for a particular reason. A reason which i will mention now. Karma.

No, i am not using this picture to be vindictive, because what kind of punishment is it? really!

I chose this picture because this is what i would imagine Karma would look like... that is of course if Karma was a person. But she looks incredible.

She looks dangerous, like Karma is...

I for one believe FULLY in Karma.

It will turn on you and bite you in the ass. Note to all; DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT ever wish for someone to get a giant pimple in the middle of their forehead, because you will either get one on your chin, or become ill.

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yours with bad karma,.

the inexperienced blogger,

ash

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