As previously explained to Jamie, my life took a wrong turn previously... and by wrong i mean tragic... and by tragic i mean devastating... and by devastating i mean i lost nearly all of my major work three days before it was due. Yes, it's true. This really happened... and according to my teacher 'there's one every year'. Don't i have a say in this! What if for once i didn't want to be that ONE!
Anywho, no hard feelings toward the USB, which is currently sitting in the bottom of the bin, cracked and falling to pieces. Apparently i had to learn my lesson the hard way... the really really unlucky way. I'm so god damn blessed.
How does this relate to my south park moment?, i hear you ask eagerly.
Well, there's an episode where Cartman's grandma dies and he inherits millions of dollars. And i'm sure we all know how much Eric loves his friends... (refer to season twelve where Cartman gives Kyle aids... what a great friend!).
On the other hand, Kyle, the good little Jewish boy who does no wrong, gets some sort of growth, perhaps a boyle, on his buttocks.
To put things in perspective...
I am Kyle with the Boyle on my arse.
because life is a bitch. and bad things happen to good people!
Luckily, there are always good friends to count on :)
So here is my own personal tribute to Jamie Jackson... i think celebratory drinks are in order *cheers*
thankyou thankyou thankyou, a million times thankyou! Also, a thankyou to Jenny too... great answers on the interviews... made me laugh!
love,
the inexperienced blogger
ash x
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Divine Miss Rosemaree, The Amazing Rosie, Rosie the Great...
call her what you wish.
she is my cousin.
(and under no circumstance is this blog written due to constant nagging)
After much nagging, she finally decided to check out my blog, so this is my tribute to her...
rosemaree,
sweet, divine, rosemaree (i bet you're loving this)
Thankyou for all our fun and hyperactive times together. Okay, so i just laughed out loud just thinking of a particular memory, which required a certain rosemaree attempting to put her legs behind her head...
and i will stop there...
THE UNAUTHORISED BIOGRAPHY OF ROSEMAREE 'the yodelling wog' DINARO:
born on the 8th of March 1991, (35 days til birthday, if anyone was wondering, which i doubt due to my lack of followers...) everyone knew rosemaree was a gift. (lol)
With her short, black hair and overalls, she truly was special :)
On the 30th of march, two years later, her amazing cousin ashleigh was born. Rosemaree knew that ashleigh would be the gratest and most special cousin of all time! (and i don't mean "dont eat the glue" special either).
Rosemaree and Ashleigh...
Ashleigh and Rosemaree
two completely inseperable cousins.
Once Rosemaree hot her teens, she became incredibly shy and self concious... Her self esteem at an all time low (HA!). With this in mind... she became interested in the performing arts... In particular singing and dancing...
Rosemaree is now a wedding singer/yodeller and pase-doble dancer.
i love her very muchly :)
Please excuse all the typo's as Rosemaree is a VERY patient girl!
love,
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
she is my cousin.
(and under no circumstance is this blog written due to constant nagging)
After much nagging, she finally decided to check out my blog, so this is my tribute to her...
rosemaree,
sweet, divine, rosemaree (i bet you're loving this)
Thankyou for all our fun and hyperactive times together. Okay, so i just laughed out loud just thinking of a particular memory, which required a certain rosemaree attempting to put her legs behind her head...
and i will stop there...
THE UNAUTHORISED BIOGRAPHY OF ROSEMAREE 'the yodelling wog' DINARO:
born on the 8th of March 1991, (35 days til birthday, if anyone was wondering, which i doubt due to my lack of followers...) everyone knew rosemaree was a gift. (lol)
With her short, black hair and overalls, she truly was special :)
On the 30th of march, two years later, her amazing cousin ashleigh was born. Rosemaree knew that ashleigh would be the gratest and most special cousin of all time! (and i don't mean "dont eat the glue" special either).
Rosemaree and Ashleigh...
Ashleigh and Rosemaree
two completely inseperable cousins.
Once Rosemaree hot her teens, she became incredibly shy and self concious... Her self esteem at an all time low (HA!). With this in mind... she became interested in the performing arts... In particular singing and dancing...
Rosemaree is now a wedding singer/yodeller and pase-doble dancer.
i love her very muchly :)
Please excuse all the typo's as Rosemaree is a VERY patient girl!
love,
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
"why, oh why?" i ask myself
because they can.
That's enough reason.
For them anyway.
they. are. so. cool.
i want to be them *saturates with sarcasm*
Well, today was the first official day back at school and it felt like i had never left. It's sad really! New classroom, New teachers, New friends, New perspective.
I have made a promise to myself.
To give my final year of highschool all i can. To smother my frenemies with great results until they turn bright green with envy. I know i can do it! My success (to be) will shatter them. They would never dare make comparisons any longer, and i would rub it in their snobby little faces :)
Okay, so the easy part's done... talking about everything. But the rest is up to me. Lying in my hands.
Note to self: lay off blogspot for a while. This might come in handy if i want to even make a dent in this goal.
i can do it :)
love,
the inexperienced blogger
ash "never say never" becker
x
That's enough reason.
For them anyway.
they. are. so. cool.
i want to be them *saturates with sarcasm*
Well, today was the first official day back at school and it felt like i had never left. It's sad really! New classroom, New teachers, New friends, New perspective.
I have made a promise to myself.
To give my final year of highschool all i can. To smother my frenemies with great results until they turn bright green with envy. I know i can do it! My success (to be) will shatter them. They would never dare make comparisons any longer, and i would rub it in their snobby little faces :)
Okay, so the easy part's done... talking about everything. But the rest is up to me. Lying in my hands.
Note to self: lay off blogspot for a while. This might come in handy if i want to even make a dent in this goal.
i can do it :)
love,
the inexperienced blogger
ash "never say never" becker
x
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
procrastination... i should do that soon... maybe
okay.
So there's this little thing called procrastination. It seems that we have become very good friends over the past couple of weeks.
But i think we need some space...
Mr. P is just always there! He always just randomly pops up whenever i start my asessment.
It's gotta end sometime soon!
He's here right this second. He's doing it again :(
My schoolbooks are spread out on my bed, USB in, calculator on hand... then BAM! he's back!
Alwas trying to distract me with magical words like... "facebook" ... or "blog"... or my personal favourite... "food".
goodbye procrastination.... HELLO MOTIVATION :)
love, the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
ps: there is a bug crawling on the laptop screen... *stares*
wait... must... look...away...
So there's this little thing called procrastination. It seems that we have become very good friends over the past couple of weeks.
But i think we need some space...
Mr. P is just always there! He always just randomly pops up whenever i start my asessment.
It's gotta end sometime soon!
He's here right this second. He's doing it again :(
My schoolbooks are spread out on my bed, USB in, calculator on hand... then BAM! he's back!
Alwas trying to distract me with magical words like... "facebook" ... or "blog"... or my personal favourite... "food".
goodbye procrastination.... HELLO MOTIVATION :)
love, the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
ps: there is a bug crawling on the laptop screen... *stares*
wait... must... look...away...
For those in need of a little motivation :)
hell yeah he did!
touche`
i have never laughed so hard before! this caption is the epitome of sarcasm. You can practically see it oozing! love it x 10 :) Now read it one more time! do it! do it!
;)i'd tap that
Mouties should invest in some of these :)Tuesday, January 26, 2010
post work reflection
so after my extremely hateful and morbid speech... i have had time to ponder.
and really.. nothing's changed.
although i have sub-consciously decided to not care what any one else thinks of me.
god dammit. who are these people to tell me who i should be. a big fat nobody thats who!
If life has taught me anything, it is that some people are only out for themselve. Personal gain. And they heartlessly tread on other people in order to attain what they want.
For all the girls out there just like me; stand up for who you are. Because NO-ONE can tell you what you're capable of. show them who's boss :D
love, the inexperienced blogger,
ash
x
and really.. nothing's changed.
although i have sub-consciously decided to not care what any one else thinks of me.
god dammit. who are these people to tell me who i should be. a big fat nobody thats who!
If life has taught me anything, it is that some people are only out for themselve. Personal gain. And they heartlessly tread on other people in order to attain what they want.
For all the girls out there just like me; stand up for who you are. Because NO-ONE can tell you what you're capable of. show them who's boss :D
love, the inexperienced blogger,
ash
x
Monday, January 25, 2010
handwritten blog
aka "a diary". while the internet was down, i decided to write my thoughts... then eventually type them up... so here is what i have written...
ahh yes, it has been a while since my last blog was written, and i wish i could vividly remember what exactly has happened in the last 48 hours (or possibly more)...
heres what i can recall though...
1. Shopping for baby gifts:
why indeedy this was fun! walking around holding a malteser and bueno milkshake, whilst choosing clothes, toys, ooks and nappies for little emily.
The occassional stop-off at Sassy to try on a pair of much-wanted.. no wait, much-NEEDED peeptoe shoes. Overall an awesome day, topped off with a chicken kebab :)
2. Gym with Jamie:
Nothing beats waking up at 5am to get those muscles pumping (and yes, talking is an exercise).
Actually, something does beat that. Something that makes those early morning all worthwile.
Watching little old asian women, generally in packs of 3 to 4, dressed like J-Lo (as said by jamie herself) working out on the treadmill, while checking out other men... lol-worthy :)
3. Nonna's House:
So it's about 9am by this time and breakfst has been consumed... A littl etidy up at home and arrival at nonna's at 11.30 am.
- Pizza for lunch... and there goes my $15 gym fee
- A 3hiur nap which was disturbed by stinking hot 43degree celcius weather. god love australia!
4. Party:
Dressed and ready to go in my new skirt (as mentioned previously) by about 19:00 hours. (7pm).
Talking, meeting new people, jumping castle, eating and driking (water of course)...
Arrive home at approximately 1.30 am and fall asleep... woke up 7am for a gym session with jamie to find 23 mozzie bites... just to re-cap that... twenty-three... one more time... TWENTY- GOD DAMN- THREE MOZZIE BITES :( twenty alone are just on my legs...
just divine. i look like i have chicken pox :(
5. Work
Enough said really.
was a very long night, the onlt entertainment being my swollen mosquito bite on my ankle. hilarious, really.
6.Work:
No, this is not a typo... job number two at 8.30am...
Quite busy really...
7. Nonna's Party:
Off the hook. Nothing compares to a seventy-something year olds birthday extravaganza. They really went all out this year... they had personal bubble blowers... (aka: my 3 year old cousin).
Food was the same as always... very woggy... so t was incredible...
i'm talking home cooked snitzels, lamb, pasta, salads, rissoles, fruit and several different varieties of cakes.. topped off with a shot of coffee for the nonni's.
Another nap, a quick wardrobe change... and off to work i go (hi ho)
Arrive at job number one at 6pm sharp.
Okay, so i doubt that all of this happened in the space of 48 hours, but ou get the jist of it all... it was a busy "?"hours.
Until next time,
The inexperinced blogger,
Ash
x
ahh yes, it has been a while since my last blog was written, and i wish i could vividly remember what exactly has happened in the last 48 hours (or possibly more)...
heres what i can recall though...
1. Shopping for baby gifts:
why indeedy this was fun! walking around holding a malteser and bueno milkshake, whilst choosing clothes, toys, ooks and nappies for little emily.
The occassional stop-off at Sassy to try on a pair of much-wanted.. no wait, much-NEEDED peeptoe shoes. Overall an awesome day, topped off with a chicken kebab :)
2. Gym with Jamie:
Nothing beats waking up at 5am to get those muscles pumping (and yes, talking is an exercise).
Actually, something does beat that. Something that makes those early morning all worthwile.
Watching little old asian women, generally in packs of 3 to 4, dressed like J-Lo (as said by jamie herself) working out on the treadmill, while checking out other men... lol-worthy :)
3. Nonna's House:
So it's about 9am by this time and breakfst has been consumed... A littl etidy up at home and arrival at nonna's at 11.30 am.
- Pizza for lunch... and there goes my $15 gym fee
- A 3hiur nap which was disturbed by stinking hot 43degree celcius weather. god love australia!
4. Party:
Dressed and ready to go in my new skirt (as mentioned previously) by about 19:00 hours. (7pm).
Talking, meeting new people, jumping castle, eating and driking (water of course)...
Arrive home at approximately 1.30 am and fall asleep... woke up 7am for a gym session with jamie to find 23 mozzie bites... just to re-cap that... twenty-three... one more time... TWENTY- GOD DAMN- THREE MOZZIE BITES :( twenty alone are just on my legs...
just divine. i look like i have chicken pox :(
5. Work
Enough said really.
was a very long night, the onlt entertainment being my swollen mosquito bite on my ankle. hilarious, really.
6.Work:
No, this is not a typo... job number two at 8.30am...
Quite busy really...
7. Nonna's Party:
Off the hook. Nothing compares to a seventy-something year olds birthday extravaganza. They really went all out this year... they had personal bubble blowers... (aka: my 3 year old cousin).
Food was the same as always... very woggy... so t was incredible...
i'm talking home cooked snitzels, lamb, pasta, salads, rissoles, fruit and several different varieties of cakes.. topped off with a shot of coffee for the nonni's.
Another nap, a quick wardrobe change... and off to work i go (hi ho)
Arrive at job number one at 6pm sharp.
Okay, so i doubt that all of this happened in the space of 48 hours, but ou get the jist of it all... it was a busy "?"hours.
Until next time,
The inexperinced blogger,
Ash
x
Friday, January 22, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
confucius says...
"For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her"
"The Thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents"
- Salvador Dali
"The Thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents"
- Salvador Dali
change of heart
bonjour :)
despite my last 'depressed' post much has change. for one i've decided not to care.
note to self: make this my new years resolution.
perhaps i should actually come up with a new years resolution. and es i realise that i am about a month late for that... better late then never!
1. something along the lines of : don't are too much, because people only use you for their own personal gain (true fact!)
2. eat a tad healthier- lay off the pizza and spring rolls for a while
3. go gym more often with jamie :) - and if by gym i mean perve on the hotties doing weights... then i will definitely go to gym more often ;) she knows who i'm talking about
4. keep a blog of my life. i get the feeling that it will help me de-stress and hopefully make me a better journalist... to some extent
5. I will make no attemt to get a man... they only cause more trouble and heartache... MUST BACK AWAY FROM ALL MAN CANDY
12:14 am. i am sitting on my bed, in my divine oversized bruno t-shirt, which doubles as a makeshift pj 'nighty' typing this blog.
room status: looking better than this morning... fewer school books on the floor... a wrapped up Kris Kringle present yet to be given... and several shopping bags full of clothes that i couldn't be bothered hanging up.
Leg is currently overeating- caused by laptop... along with some indents from the bottom of the laptop also...
and family is sound asleep :)
oh the silence
buona notte tutti!
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
despite my last 'depressed' post much has change. for one i've decided not to care.
note to self: make this my new years resolution.
perhaps i should actually come up with a new years resolution. and es i realise that i am about a month late for that... better late then never!
1. something along the lines of : don't are too much, because people only use you for their own personal gain (true fact!)
2. eat a tad healthier- lay off the pizza and spring rolls for a while
3. go gym more often with jamie :) - and if by gym i mean perve on the hotties doing weights... then i will definitely go to gym more often ;) she knows who i'm talking about
4. keep a blog of my life. i get the feeling that it will help me de-stress and hopefully make me a better journalist... to some extent
5. I will make no attemt to get a man... they only cause more trouble and heartache... MUST BACK AWAY FROM ALL MAN CANDY
12:14 am. i am sitting on my bed, in my divine oversized bruno t-shirt, which doubles as a makeshift pj 'nighty' typing this blog.
room status: looking better than this morning... fewer school books on the floor... a wrapped up Kris Kringle present yet to be given... and several shopping bags full of clothes that i couldn't be bothered hanging up.
Leg is currently overeating- caused by laptop... along with some indents from the bottom of the laptop also...
and family is sound asleep :)
oh the silence
buona notte tutti!
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
another day, another blog
having one of those days.
you know the one... where you just want to pour your heart out to someone you can actually trust... someone who will make all your worries go away?
thats the one.
some people can be harsh.
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
you know the one... where you just want to pour your heart out to someone you can actually trust... someone who will make all your worries go away?
thats the one.
some people can be harsh.
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
Monday, January 18, 2010
what the frock?!
Hello again readers of the world,
indeed it is i, ashleigh. the inexperienced blogger.
i realise that it was only very recently that i last posted, but i feel much is to be said.
today was avery jam packed day.. early morning appointments followed by a teeny bit of shopping- which rings me to my most recent purchase; a skirt :)
i'm in love!
after this brief shop, a dental appointment *flashes best smile* and back home again.
after several fashion parades in this new skirt, i am now on my computer typing this blog.
If only life was as simple as a shopping spree. the only complication being a wrong size.
Don't you just hate mixed messages from people.. one second it's 'you're so beautiful' and the next nothing at all... why bother? really!
oh well... until next time
the inexperienced blogger,
ash
x
indeed it is i, ashleigh. the inexperienced blogger.
i realise that it was only very recently that i last posted, but i feel much is to be said.
today was avery jam packed day.. early morning appointments followed by a teeny bit of shopping- which rings me to my most recent purchase; a skirt :)
i'm in love!
after this brief shop, a dental appointment *flashes best smile* and back home again.
after several fashion parades in this new skirt, i am now on my computer typing this blog.
If only life was as simple as a shopping spree. the only complication being a wrong size.
Don't you just hate mixed messages from people.. one second it's 'you're so beautiful' and the next nothing at all... why bother? really!
oh well... until next time
the inexperienced blogger,
ash
x
lookbook.nu
Sailor moon...
"into the wild"
"i eat fashion for breakfast"
"Death Valley, California"
This website is incredible! It's fashion/photography based where people (all coincidentally good looking), post their pictures.This girl in the picture above is FIFTEEN! *sigh*
These are some more of the top photos from the site... i recommend that EVERYONE looks at it... you'll be hooked for sure!
Enjoy
The inexperienced blogger
Ash
x
Morning glory
good morning my fellow bloggers,
isn't it lovely to wake up to another beautiful day, have a hot shower, a hot cuppa, and sit on the computer in your dressing gown and uggies :)
just thinking... if i want to get real good at this blogger thing, i should practice ...
Perhaps i should share my day with you all...
hold that thought. Day just ruined by nagging parent!
Jeesh
A good dose of shopping might help ease the pain.
people, i am blogging to you while semi finishing my assessment and i think i needed to get some things off my mind.
thankyou for reading and i hope that you have a great day!
love, the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
isn't it lovely to wake up to another beautiful day, have a hot shower, a hot cuppa, and sit on the computer in your dressing gown and uggies :)
just thinking... if i want to get real good at this blogger thing, i should practice ...
Perhaps i should share my day with you all...
hold that thought. Day just ruined by nagging parent!
Jeesh
A good dose of shopping might help ease the pain.
people, i am blogging to you while semi finishing my assessment and i think i needed to get some things off my mind.
thankyou for reading and i hope that you have a great day!
love, the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
Sunday, January 17, 2010
my first blog
hello people of the world (or whoever is reading this... most likely no one),
this is my fist blog so i'm not too sure how things work.
i suppose i'm just meant to write about a whole bunch of stuff, what i'm thinking or feeling even if you don't want to hear it :)
well, basically, i'm sixteen years old (almost seventeen hoorah!) and am currently in year 12.
i like lots of things... ummm, movies, music, food and friends. the usual teenage stuff.
Perhaps i should write something worthy of reading...
*thinking*
*tumble-weed*
the weather?
uhh... it's lovely today. a clear sky and sun shinning
well thankyou for reading (or not reading) my poor attempt at a blog (call it what you like)
but i'm off to explore the wonderful world of blogspot to see what other people have to say.
yours truly.
ash (me)
x
this is my fist blog so i'm not too sure how things work.
i suppose i'm just meant to write about a whole bunch of stuff, what i'm thinking or feeling even if you don't want to hear it :)
well, basically, i'm sixteen years old (almost seventeen hoorah!) and am currently in year 12.
i like lots of things... ummm, movies, music, food and friends. the usual teenage stuff.
Perhaps i should write something worthy of reading...
*thinking*
*tumble-weed*
the weather?
uhh... it's lovely today. a clear sky and sun shinning
well thankyou for reading (or not reading) my poor attempt at a blog (call it what you like)
but i'm off to explore the wonderful world of blogspot to see what other people have to say.
yours truly.
ash (me)
x
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