Let's get real here people. This concept of our perfect man, well it just is NOT realistic. He does not wear shining Armour, instead, he wears a pair of skinny leg jeans and thongs. He is rather a mythical creature of whom we (we, being the female collective) create in our minds, when in actual fact, all men are the same. Same needs. And i think we all know what these needs consist of. So, just to dampen up the day, i will bust a few balls (pun intended) about the myths regarding this foreign and unknown species.
MYTH ONE:
Boys can change.
ahh yes, we all love this one. But it is a big fat myth. If you are a male reader i suggest you select the "next blog" icon located in the top left hand side... content may be offensive. Well, to many females disappointment, men will NOT change. they are who they are and are generally HAPPY with who they are. I doubt they will appreciate a female coming into their lives trying to change their extremely annoying and unnecessary habits.
MYTH TWO:
Boys have balls.
Yes, yes...before all the boys get defensive, i'm sure you have them. But i'm thinking more along the lines of...confessions. Boy's just lack some big ass balls in that department. If you like a girl, JUST TELL HER! and no, this is in no way related to a certain boy NOT confessing his feelings for me. But, kudos to all the guys that DO confess their undying love for a girl, even if they are just random lebo's that walk past baker's delight... good on 'em for having some balls.
MYTH THREE:
Boys like a girl that dresses up.
Lies! He doesn't even notice if you're wearing makeup or not. You could pick your outfit while sleeping and he probably would pay the same amount of attention as if you'd picked it out conscious. I'm not saying that guys don't care how we look, i just think they don't pay attention to detail.
So for the time being, these myths have been busted.
And guys, this is in no way a personal attack, because i'm SURE that the girls are just as bad!
yours always
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
MYTH ONE:
Boys can change.
ahh yes, we all love this one. But it is a big fat myth. If you are a male reader i suggest you select the "next blog" icon located in the top left hand side... content may be offensive. Well, to many females disappointment, men will NOT change. they are who they are and are generally HAPPY with who they are. I doubt they will appreciate a female coming into their lives trying to change their extremely annoying and unnecessary habits.
MYTH TWO:
Boys have balls.
Yes, yes...before all the boys get defensive, i'm sure you have them. But i'm thinking more along the lines of...confessions. Boy's just lack some big ass balls in that department. If you like a girl, JUST TELL HER! and no, this is in no way related to a certain boy NOT confessing his feelings for me. But, kudos to all the guys that DO confess their undying love for a girl, even if they are just random lebo's that walk past baker's delight... good on 'em for having some balls.
MYTH THREE:
Boys like a girl that dresses up.
Lies! He doesn't even notice if you're wearing makeup or not. You could pick your outfit while sleeping and he probably would pay the same amount of attention as if you'd picked it out conscious. I'm not saying that guys don't care how we look, i just think they don't pay attention to detail.
So for the time being, these myths have been busted.
And guys, this is in no way a personal attack, because i'm SURE that the girls are just as bad!
yours always
the inexperienced blogger
ash
x
quite true
ReplyDeleteyeah, i'm pretty sure not all guys are like this... just the majority.. lol
ReplyDeleteThis was enlightening!
ReplyDeletethankyou (:
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