where you question why things even began in the first place. This war has no real cause, no real catalyst, it's just a hormone fueled battle of pride and insecurity. Let me fill my readers in about the worst of the female species, because it can be no walk in the park. Here is a complimentary checklist for everyone to successfully identify an 'expletive' of a person.
a) Possessiveness.
Surprise Surprise here. The worst of the worst females are possessive. Talking to Ex-boyfriends are strictly OFF LIMITS. lord help us all if you walk with an ex-boyfriend.
b) Jealousy
Quite self explanatory. In saying this though, it goes hand in hand with insecurity.
c) Manipulative Tendencies
If a person has the ability to grow a secret cult overnight who coincidentally hate you, then they would be classified as a Type A: manipulative bitch
d) Selfishness
What is a bitch's favourite type of fish? Why, the SELfish of course! (hardy har har)
One just isn't good enough for these females. Haven't you heard? THREE is a magic number, not ONE. So, therefore, despite the fact that they have a boyfriend, they continually flirt with innocent bystanders.
yours expletive-ly
the inexperienced blogger
ash
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a) Possessiveness.
Surprise Surprise here. The worst of the worst females are possessive. Talking to Ex-boyfriends are strictly OFF LIMITS. lord help us all if you walk with an ex-boyfriend.
b) Jealousy
Quite self explanatory. In saying this though, it goes hand in hand with insecurity.
c) Manipulative Tendencies
If a person has the ability to grow a secret cult overnight who coincidentally hate you, then they would be classified as a Type A: manipulative bitch
d) Selfishness
What is a bitch's favourite type of fish? Why, the SELfish of course! (hardy har har)
One just isn't good enough for these females. Haven't you heard? THREE is a magic number, not ONE. So, therefore, despite the fact that they have a boyfriend, they continually flirt with innocent bystanders.
If you mentally ticked two or more of the above characteristics, i strongly suggest running away as soon as you can. Perhaps start now...
yours expletive-ly
the inexperienced blogger
ash
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