1. One word text messages.
Yes J.N I'm talking about you! "HAHA" is not even a sentence. It's not even a freaking word! Completely invalid. Chances are you're not even laughing, and why would you be? I didn't even say anything funny! "haha" is the worst gap filler. It's unnecessary. Save yourself 25cents.
2. Double standards.
Rage, anger.
3. Ears popping.
Please, please, for the love of god, please stop popping! It feels like an invasion of headspace.
4. Sleaze-bags, man-whores and cheaters.
Like those who feel sorry for you because, for some god forsaken reason, they think that YOUR life can no longer go on anymore without them. Like YOU'RE absolutely devastated-ly heartbroken that they didn't choose you. Like YOUR whole entire life depends on them.
WRONG! You're sounding arrogant and pompous, so stop treating me as an inferior(and we all know it's the opposite). I am perfectly happy the way I am, nor do i need your sympathy/pity. My life doesn't revolve around you. Never has and never will. You ain't that special, lovey.
5. Being broke.
Need.
Money.
Now!
6. People that beep their horns whilst you are exercising.
This is sleazy, not to mention pointless. Really, what is tooting a horn trying to prove, if not that you are a complete a-hole who has nothing better to do with their time? And really, what is so attractive about a person running? Sweating like a pig and wearing trackies and joggers? Whatever floats your boat. And this message similarly extends to the old men who cock their heads/ stare at you as they drive past. Eyes on the road! Didn't you watch Packed to the Rafters! This shit kills people! Yes old man, I'm talking to you.
7. Mirrors.
Do we really need mirrors coming from all angles in bathrooms/ dressing rooms? It's depressing.
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